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Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
Age of Summoner
by MASALAN
Only one card would change his life forever!In the world of “Age of Summoner”, a globally popular online game, card and item trading prices ranged from high to low.However… “Joke”, an unemployed new graduate, could not believe that the “Snowbelle White Dragon card” he accidentally got from a convenience store could be sold for 10 million baht!Unsure whether to consider it good or bad luck, Joke soon found trouble knocking at his door. A pro player from the Thai server was determined to obtain th…
Chameleon: My True Face
by Piokilek
The prodigy of mercenary world, the youngest officer in Seven Stars Special Forces.Betrayed by his partners, people he considered friends. Sentenced for murder he didn't commit.Placed in a high-security prison. Jokes on them.In the first day, he acquired an ability, able to change his body at will. In the second day, he met the love of his life, taking her with him on the path to get revenge.Join Li Wuxing as he claims what's rightfully his. .....................................Support me on Pat…
Reincarnated In A World of Silly Women
by TheLastMan
Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous.One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world.Author's Notes:I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intrigu…
Pregnant with Twins: Poison Doctor Consort is Too Hard to Please
by Zither Carp
Shocking! The seventh daughter of the Su family was supposed to marry the ninth prince after she found herself pregnant, but she ran away on the night of her wedding!Su Qian, a gifted doctor, transmigrated as the joke of the town? Let's watch how she'd take on the world with her daughter and reclaim everything that belonged to her!Did people say she was an ugly loser? How funny! She was skilled in both medicine and poison, and she could revive the dead. She could even manipulate five types of po…
The Male Entertainer
by steph_pesi
It had been a joke made by his best friend and that plunged him into a world that he couldn’t escape.Matthew Henderson is dealing with his parents going through a hellish divorce, and with self-worth issues added to the mix he wanted to do something to help his dad who was doing everything he could for both of them. A tasteless joke by his friend, telling him to show off on camera set things in motion.Matthew discovers a side of the internet that keeps pulling him in. Will he stay afloat or will…
The Legend of Fuyao
by World Convergence
While excavating tombs, an archaeologist, the “red-haired witch,” causes too great a disturbance, becoming a martyr as a result of the grave chamber’s collapse. Seventeen years later, she finds herself transmigrated into the Five Regions Continent as the delinquent, Meng Fuyao, who struggles to survive in the lowest rungs of society. As a tsundere, crafty, loyal, vengeful, bold, and sharp-tongued woman, she has a unique charm that draws people around her.Follow the funny Fuyao as she defies fate…
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by Habib_Chowdhury_4908
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I Am Overpowered And A Comedian In Another World
by KhyaaL
I am Racist.…I mean, my name is Racis T. I swear. Please don’t cancel me before chapter 1.Anyway, I was a stand-up comedian.Not the good kind who gets Netflix specials.The kind who gets hit with beer bottles and told to “Meet me backstage. You’ll get one more mic.”One night, I was performing in a bar so shady, even cockroaches walked in with bodyguards.It was full of tattooed bikers who drink engine oil, smoke burnt rubber, lick silencers, cry over their exes, and still believe their fists are a…
Sword in Stone
by CalyB
Artie had lived her whole life feeling like a joke. Whether it came to her full name, her parents ‘abandoning’ her and her next door neighbours taking her in, or finding out that her lover was part of a cult and was cheating on her. Said lover then stabbed her. It felt like she just couldn’t catch a break. So when she found herself in a puddle of her own blood, staring up at a fake painted sky, she could only find humour in the situation, and prayed that the next life was kinder. Only she woke u…
AIGIS
by Debasish_padhi
Destruction ravaged the planet as a new dawn of bloodshed overtook. Being weak is a sin, but fate plays cruel jokes on us."If only I could get another chance to ." A dying man raised his hands towards the sky."Guess what? His wish is granted."Check out my other books:1) Martial Research Master: https://www.webnovel.com/book/martial-research-master_165690841054170052) The Saint's Lineagehttps://www.webnovel.com/book/the-saint's-lineage_220810053052119053) Legacy of the fallen family:https://www.w…
I Didn't Choose the Gangsta System, the Gangsta System Chose Me
by JhiThan_Ser
Joren "Horen" Vierei has an intimidating appearance. In compensation, he has developed a kind heart: helping people in need, gentle to his surroundings, and always wore a kind smile. Everything was normal until, one random day, a voice entered his head.[Congratulations, you are qualified to receive the Thug System. Do you want to accept? Yes is the only answer.]"Huh? What the-"[Initiating transition. Joren Vierei is now a Level 1 Underling.]Follow Joren as he got abducted by a secret society aft…
ONE NIGHTSTAND WITH THE MAFIA KING
by DaoistIartEs
WARNING ‼️‼️ ‼️ ‼️Contains explicit content and strong language.Thanks for reading in advance.“Get married to me, and I will make you have a great stand in this firm,” She broke out into a peak of laughter, as did Marcello and Emilio.“Did I say something funny?” I asked and her laughter seized.“Wa… wait, you mean what you said?” "Do I look like someone who have the time to joke around?" I asked as she gave me an odd stare."I would be willing to transfer my share of this firm to you if you agree,…
Awakening Dominance
by annaatuha
Amy is a twenty three year-old girl who has everything in her life planned. She is focused on her work and achieving great things in her life. When she meets Jace, a hot and funny wolf, everything in her world is turned upside down. Jace tries to avoid her but he can't seem to stay away from her. She is fated for him. She is his awakening force...
A Conference Call Affair
by ManyWriters
“I didn't realize you were in a conference. You said you'd dedicate three days to me, but you've been in meetings constantly. How frustrating.”During the company's regular online meeting, a voice from a young woman appeared on Ryan Carter's display.She didn't seem to realize what was happening and was acting coquettishly with Ryan as if no one was around.The colleagues who were just making noise suddenly quieted down, as if they were all waiting for my reaction - Ryan's wife.Everyone wants to se…
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by funnyjokes2090
making you smile is top priority, smile always.
Everyone Knows
by Lena Voss
Everyone in Yun City knows that there are two women by Gu Jingxing's side who will never change.One is his secretary, Ling Shuang, responsible for addressing all his needs.The other is his mysterious girlfriend, who never shows her face. It is rumored she invested her entire fortune to help him start his business, the daughter of a wealthy family.Now, he has made a high-profile announcement that he will be marrying the popular star, Ling Han.Everyone is waiting to see these two women's jokes unf…